MALE MASSAGE SURREY - REVIEWS

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Had a great massage with this absolute unit yesterday. The wife kept telling me to go chill out and get a massage so I did. Straightforward booking, Simon is great. Thought I'd feel awkward but he put me right at ease. Worth every penny.

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Superb massage.

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Simon's massage is top-tier; proper technique, strong hands, knows exactly what your body needs. The whole experience is smooth, discreet, and totally focused. Apartment smells lush and is totally spotless. He’s got a calm, professional vibe, and there's no pretence there, just a solid bloke. There was no awkwardness, no pressure. Just solid, masculine massage, the way it should be.  All round great bloke. Get booked in lads.

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Hands down the best massage I’ve ever had. The moment he opened the door, I knew I was in the right place. He's strong, grounded, and with a presence that immediately puts you at ease… while making you instinctively stand a little taller! Simon's touch is intuitive and confident, deep, powerful, and purposeful, like someone who knows exactly what a man’s body needs. There’s a calm intensity about him...sexy as hell but not the kind you’d ever mess with! lol. I left feeling lighter, looser, and very relaxed. Five stars isn’t enough!

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Simon’s got hands like a bloody sculptor, he knows exactly how to work every knot and tension in your body until you’re a puddle of relaxation. The man’s got skills; there’s no question about that. He’s got this easy-going way about him, too—makes the whole experience comfortable from start to finish, like you’ve known him for years.

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If you’re looking for a top-notch massage with a bit of an edge, Simon’s your guy. He’s attentive and focused and doesn’t shy away from getting into the areas that need the most attention. Trust me, once you’ve had a session with him, you’ll be wondering why you didn’t book sooner.

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His space is clean and tidy, smells fantastic and discreet, and has a great vibe. Perfect for letting yourself just switch off and enjoy the ride. He's got such a great set up at home. Honestly, he’s raised the bar for massages—don’t miss your chance to book with him. Top bloke, top experience, every time!

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I had my second massage with Simon. He knows what he is doing. Just a delight, Simon, working on my body, will be going back again.

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Brilliant massage from Simon a couple of weeks ago. I was a bit nervous as never had this kind of massage before, but Simon makes you feel welcomed and relaxed from the moment you step into his immaculate space. I left feeling genuinely lighter and calmed. Thanks, and I look forward to when I can make it again.

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Excellent from start to finish—the booking process is slick, the website covers everything you need to know, and then there is the warm welcome from Simon and the smart treatment room with low lights, music, and aromas. It's a perfect atmosphere.

Simon is amazing, a great touch with his warm hands and the oil and he certainly knows how to work on all parts of the body.  It was a great experience, which I thoroughly recommend. Andy from Surrey

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Thank you, Simon ️️️️️. I had my first outstanding massage today, 31-7-24, with Simon, who was very professional and made me feel very comfortable in his presence. I highly recommend him and look forward to visiting him again. 

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I had my first naturist massage tonight with Simon. I was feeling a little anxious beforehand; however, as soon as the door opened, I was put at ease by the warmth of his attitude and the nature of this guy! He is fantastic at what he does, and I will definitely be back again!

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Visited Simon yesterday for the first time....Wow! -this guy is good! I have had massages before with varying success - Simon is the best! He put me at ease straight away, he is attentive and polite, and he really does have magic hands. It is possible to be gentle and firm at the same time and Simon has mastered that. Total relaxation and a wonderful sense of calm. If you've been having doubts about booking a session, put them out of your mind. Visit this amazing guy, and you won't regret it! 

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Simon made me feel very welcome in his home. The massage was very professional as he had already asked about injuries. He is very friendly, the ambience and massage ensured I was fully relaxed, and the hour disappeared, always a good sign

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A very relaxing experience with a professional and calm atmosphere. Simon is friendly and made me feel very comfortable at once. Look forward to going back.

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Extremely friendly, totally put me at my ease and amazing massage from the first touch to the last. Feel totally rejuvenated. Will definitely be returning.

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Friendly and professional service... Recommended.

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I had another amazing massage with Simon yesterday (08.05.24). His massage place is warm, welcoming and comfortable, and he listens to any issues or concerns you have, tailoring the massage to your needs.
90 mins went by too fast, and I look forward to the next time.
Thanks again!

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The best massage I've ever had. Simon has the most amazing touch and he knows his way around the male body that's for sure. I instantly felt calm and relaxed as soon as I stepped into his immaculate apartment. The entire massage was heaven from start to finish. By the end, I was so relaxed and had been transported to another world. I've never had a massage like it. Simon keeps himself in great shape, too. You will definitely be in good hands.

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I had a wonderful 90-minute naturist massage with Simon. Whilst I have experienced other naturist massages, they are often awkward or underwhelming. Not so with Simon; he was extremely professional. His treatment environment is super clean, comfortable and warm to match Simons's friendly character. As for the massage, I did nearly fall asleep at times so that is always the mark of some great skills! 

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5 Stars! 

My first massage therapy session with Simon and hopefully not my last. His warm welcome put me immediately at ease, and his home therapy room set-up is inviting and as equipped as any hotel spa. Simon worked hard on various knots and stresses, keeping it at all times relaxing. He knows what it is to be male and doesn’t judge. I felt at ease with him at all times. Brill. 

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I have never felt so relaxed after a massage as I did leaving MMS....beautiful atmosphere, relaxing music and the best massage possible... I will be returning and making this a regular treat!

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Simon is a fantastic masseur and a great bloke. He is professional, knowledgeable and highly skilled with his hands. You walk away completely relaxed and refreshed. I cannot recommend a better way to spend time.'

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Yesterday, I visited MMSurrey for the first time and it was nothing short of awesome. Today, I woke up an hour earlier than normal, after an unusually deep sleep, feeling refreshed and rejuvenated. I would highly recommend paying Simon a visit if you wish to reconnect with your body’s natural ability to relax and recuperate.

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Amazing massage. Feel rejuvenated. Simon is a great masseuse and knows how to make you relax

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Excellent massage by Simon. Would high recommend his services as he made you feel very welcome and relaxed.

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First time going fully nude for a massage and it was ace. Simon knows what he's doing and made me feel comfortable straight away. If you're a bloke looking to unwind, this is the spot. 10/10, will book again.

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Fantastic massage from a super down to earth friendly chap. Thanks Simon, appreciated your efforts and will certainly be booking up again! Only wish I'd booked a longer session as really didn't want to leave!

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My second massage with Simon - they are amazing! This time I joined the VIP membership and saved money on this and my next appointment, which is a definite bonus.  My whole experience is always positive. Can't rate him highly enough!

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I was a little nervous at first but by the end - not in the slightest, I was so chilled out. An all-round great experience. I just laid there relaxing and let Simon work his magic.

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Hands down the best massage I've ever had.

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Simon's massages are like pure magic! Every stroke melts stress away. His skilled hands released my tension, giving me deep relaxation. It's a calming experience. Simon's got a great touch.

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Simon's massage was a game-changer. His strong hands left me relaxed and ready for anything. The naturist aspect added a sense of freedom and by the end, I was totally relaxed. Simon's approach made me comfortable. Highly recommended.

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Simon has always been very professional; he always makes me feel comfortable around him and generally have a conversation before the massage, as well as after. Great environment very relaxing sounds, smells, and the massage is always fantastic. I would highly recommend this service to all guys, even if it’s your first massage; Simon is brilliant.

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Wonderful experience. Simon is a lovely professional guy and an amazing masseur who made me feel totally at ease. This was my first massage, but it definitely won’t be my last! Thanks, Simon.

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Hi Simon - Just a response after my Massage the other day. I was very glad I came and I certainly felt relaxed and more 'at ease' when I left. When I need another Massage, I will certainly know where to come! Thanks

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Really good and relaxing. I shall do it again and certainly recommend. Thanks, Simon. See you again, I am sure!

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Amazing hands - first-time visit and definitely won’t be the last! Totally relaxed and de-stressed

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Simon has the most amazing touch and is strong yet gentle, making you relax and unwind with ease. He has an easygoing manner but is very efficient and organised. I have visited several times and will continue to do so. I look forward to every visit. 

Ian - April 2023

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Very good relaxed experience. The service was great and Simon was very polite at all times. I will be going back.

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Absolutely amazing, so relaxing and chilled; the ambience was really nice, and Simon was polite at all times.

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Simon is a first-class massage therapist because he is very professional and also super knowledgeable/skilled in giving a perfect naturist massage. As a holistic and aroma massage therapist, I highly recommend Simon's services.

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Simon made me feel comfortable and relaxed during my first-ever naturist massage. His professional and skilled approach left me feeling amazing and I would definitely recommend him to others seeking a similar experience. Male Massage Surrey definitely has a new repeat client.

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I recently had the pleasure of experiencing a Naturist Massage with  Simon, and it was one of the most relaxing experiences I've had in a long time. Simon was highly professional and made me feel completely at ease throughout the entire session. The ambience was relaxing, and the attention to detail was impressive. I highly recommend Male Massage Surrey to anyone looking for a top-quality naturist massage experience. 

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Thanks Simon. I've been very low recently so it was good to switch off knowing that I was in safe hands. I didn't want to get up and go!

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Simon is a great massage therapist, he is very knowledgeable and easy to talk too.

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Another fantastic massage. Perfect pressure, great banter and just the right amount of both. Beautifully warm room on this arctic day. Indulge yourself and book.

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First time with Simon. Amazing massage, beautiful & clean apartment. So relaxing; definitely going to book again.

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I can not rate Simon and the quality of his massage enough. I wish there were more stars.
If your looking for an expert in their field, a true professional, who can read your body then look no further. Simon is outstanding at what he does and feel so lucky to have him so close by.
Will definitely be a monthly occurrence for me.

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I have had a couple of massages with Simon, and I can honestly say they are top-notch. Simon knows his stuff. I have back issues, and Simon was able to help with the aches and pains. I left feeling fantastic. I thoroughly recommend Simon's massage service.

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I've visited Simon many times over the past few years and rate him to the highest extent possible; he's put me back together after several long, cramp-inducing flights and various other travails - and the whole experience with Simon is exceptional. Can't recommend him highly enough.

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If you are looking for the best masseur in the South East of England and quite likely a lot further, you have just found him. I have visited Simon 3 times and have benefitted so much from his massages. I have had anxiety and depression all of my life, and in March 2021, I was diagnosed with PTSD. I am so glad I have come across this service, as Simon put my anxieties to rest straight away on my first visit. Afterwards, each session, I feel like I've entered another dimension and feel all my tensions and worries have vanished. I shall continue to see Simon and his miracle hands as he makes each session so beneficial with a totally relaxing environment. He has a naturally easygoing personality and a terrific sense of humour. What is not to like?

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Simon was very informative and professional from beginning to end. His communication was spot on with info of details. He has a very calming nature and is easy to get on with. His hands are magical, and he certainly knows how to give the perfect massage. I would 100% recommend Simon for a massage

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I have been around 3 times now, and each and every time I leave I feel so relaxed and refreshed. Simon really knows what he is doing and makes you feel so comfortable he really listens if you have anything you would like him to work more on/avoid. The room is relaxing. It is the best relaxing massage I have found, and can't wait to get my next massage.

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Best in the Business and super-professional.

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Massage by Simon was out of this world. Was well relaxed. Like floating on air after. Cheers, Bud.

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My first time visiting Simon at his Male Massage Surrey. What an experience I had. He is a master of massage!!! Felt completely safe, everything was so clean and organised. Thank you!!!!

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One of the most professional massages I have had in an in-home environment. Super clean, very COVID safe and overall a truly relaxing experience. Highly recommended for those wanting something away from the big city.

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My massage was excellent. Simon is awesome. I just had the 90 min. Full body massage was the most relaxed I've been in a while. It's tough to describe, but it was amazing!!! I also felt compelled to leave my comments after reading the 1-star review from that guy who didn't show up. I booked online and got all my emails straight away. It was seamless. Simon is a top-notch bloke, a gentle giant with excellent skills. I'll definitely be rebooking.

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Thanks so much for a fantastic massage. Simon has great hands that left me feeling incredibly chilled and relaxed. Time kind of stood still and i'd forgotten what it was like to feel completely chilled. In this stressful world we all live in, i would thoroughly recommend treating yourself to this amazing experience

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When you're looking to de-stress, it's good, first, to arrive unstressed. Being easy to find, with private parking, helps you turn up in the right frame of mind.

The massage studio is ultra-clean, quiet and relaxed. Simon's welcome is inviting and equally relaxing too. My previous massages elsewhere were usually intense and physical - of the sports / deep tissue type. Simon offered a relaxing massage, which calmed me and let things escape and slip away. Perfect. Superb technique. After we chatted and I never felt at all rushed. A really lovely guy with a great manner.

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I had a great massage with Simon yesterday. Totally professional set up and very relaxing. He was friendly and very attentive, and I left relaxed, thinking about when I could return. Thanks!

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Simon is the best masseur I've ever had. As soon as you walk in, you're met with a smile and feel relaxed with the candles and soothing music. He's very caring and knows his stuff. Such a great personality too, he had me in stitches before we started. It was simple to schedule my appointment online, and his place was easy to find; I found the private parking a huge bonus. He was super professional; I have had many massages in the past, but this was by far the best experience. Simon is exceptionally gifted with his healing hands! He can tell where all your tension is, and he gets it out of you. By the end of the massage, you are completely at peace. I didn't feel hurried or rushed, and he even had acold bottle of water waiting for me. A first-class experience all around.

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Pure bliss for an hour. The perfect way to unwind and distress. Easy to book and arrange with clear instructions. Felt immediately welcome and in safe hands. Heightened cleanliness measures were appreciated but not as much as those hands and the magic they work. Simon provides exceptional, unhurried and friendly service. I can't recommend him enough.

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Simon was relaxed and professional. Amazing Massage!

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Amazing massage!

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Simon is a great masseur with a friendly attitude and nice soft hands. The environment is also very relaxing and Simon makes you feel at ease immediately - which is very important if you are first timer in relaxing massage. Have already seen him twice and cannot wait for the next appointment. Thanks!!!

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Simon was relaxed and professional, creating a calm and welcoming environment. The massage was unhurried and thorough. I particularly enjoyed the naturist aspect of the massage, which creates a trusting relationship between the client and the masseur. I left feeling completely relaxed. I thoroughly recommend.

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I was so impressed with the quality of Simon's massage. I've had many massages in my time, and this one is definitely up there with the best. My shoulders & quads were tension free afterwards, and I've been sleeping much better since. What made it for me was his warm, friendly approach. I didn't feel nervous at all like I thought I would.

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This massage was the perfect remedy. It was just what the doctor ordered! Simon was able to really help me relax and get rid of my tension in one session. Besides being in fantastic shape, he has magic hands and is extremely friendly. I'd definitely recommend him to anyone looking for an incredible massage! Already booked my next session.

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Blissful massage! This guy has magic hands. I highly recommend. The naturist massage was so relaxing. I've never had one like it where I've felt so good after. 

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Five-star welcome from Simon; beautifully crafted massage allows you to float away and be pampered all over. This is an experience not to be missed - and to be repeated as often as possible. 5 gold stars every time!!

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Until you have experienced one of Simon's Massage Treatments, you really haven't lived! Calm and considerate and able to deal with muscle tension firmly and effectively, Simon is a gifted professional. The incredible feeling of being so relaxed at the end of a treatment that I feel like floating on air for many hours afterwards is genuinely extraordinary. Thank you, Simon.

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I had an hour of sheer heaven. The atmosphere was warm, calm and relaxing. I instantly felt at home Simon's touch was just the right pressure. just the right amount of chat during the massage. I felt totally relaxed by the end and didn't do much for the rest of the day. Will definitely be back for another soon.

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Best massage ever - really friendly service.

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Hey handsome!  Great massage today. Thank you. See you next week. Daz,

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Thanks for a great massage Simon!

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If Carlsberg made massage therapists, this dude would be one of them. The massage was first-rate.

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1st class. Easy to book, straightforward, polite dude. I was welcomed with a smile, and a professional set up, nodded off a couple of times, and spaced out and relaxed by the time I left. No wonder he's always busy!

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Great communication before, really decent guy, had a fantastic massage, certainly hit the spots required, and felt great afterwards. Can't wait to book another session. Thanks.

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Excellent service. I zoned out completely. 

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Always so relaxing. He's got the magic touch for sure. Just what I needed. Catch you soon mate.

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The first massage since lockdown, and I was not disappointed. Fell asleep halfway through. It was the perfect mix of pressure. Highly recommend the nudist massage, I only did an hour but will have a 90 min one next time. My appointment was booked and confirmed with ease. He runs a very professional & friendly service. Nice to see the COVID-19 precautions in place too. Cheers Simon!

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Decent fella, top massage. 90 minutes of pure relaxation. Felt calm and chilled by the end. Defo recommend it for those fellas wanting a top-quality massage.

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Brilliant massage. A few stressful weeks, so I decided to go

visit (before lockdown) to get some chill time. Really lovely guy, chilled-out massage and is super relaxing. It definitely managed to ease tension. Will be back for sure!

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Superb massage. Relaxing, unhurried and a nice friendly guy. Been here a few times now. I can't fault him. I hit the gym a lot like he does, so I know he gets it when it comes to

relaxation. Always leave feeling super-chilled.